Ebay Front Page Penis Enlargement Ads Pump Stock Prices


Looks like ebay found a new way to keep those flabby & flaccid share prices somewhat erect. They need the money really really bad! HAHA-HAHA!!! Meanwhile… Donahoe’s rating at glassdoor.com review site keeps getting lower..

14 Comments

14 Comments

  1. Must not be too attractive because if it was someone would have already tried. Face it, ebay is all over and done. Finished. History.

  2. Here’s an idea: organize a bear raid. Watch ebay goes down while make some money at the same time.

  3. Ebay:

    Your sales may be limp, but your penis doesn’t have to be!

    or

    Enlarge your penis by 4 inches! (Well actually 3 inches after we take our percentage)

  4. Donahoe sighting. Thanks.

  5. Donahoe is a Yachtsman. He has AbsoLUTELY No Business in Business !
    Why Is it, when men are facing Life’s Firing Squad, They start playing with Their Dicks ALOT ?
    HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA ! ! ! ! !
    Griff could have been a Hero but Decided being an ASS KISS was more important.
    You can let go of it now Jim….

  6. His nookie days are over.
    His Pilet Light’s gone out.
    What used to be his sex appeal
    Is not his water spout.

  7. Ebay will never cease to amaze me. And that guy “Griff”…? He was probably part of the ad to which he received royalties for blaming Malware.

    Donahoe to Griff: “You can keep YOUR job, if you assist with the Penile Protection Portfolio.”

    Excited Griff to Donahoe: “This is right up my alley, anyway!”

  8. OMG eBay never fails to amaze me:) Great video
    5 stars and then some!!!

  9. I was of course referring to King JD’s head!

  10. How much bigger can that thing get? LMAO!

  11. Maybe JD approved the enlargement ad because it was something he thought might benefit him.

  12. Ebay is in Total Denial on this.

    “Griff” appears on this thread several times,
    dismisses it as Malware.

    Yeah, right.

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